
And also they think they know what I’m getting people for Christmas, which they don’t. It’s like every time the press thinks I like a guy, they say I am buying a house next to them. “People say that I’m buying houses all the time that I’m not buying. She just doesn’t get it.Ĭheck out this thing that she said recently: That’s all very clear to us, right? But not to Taylor. We all get that she’s creepy and obsessive and weird, and that she tries to cover all that up by pretending to be an angelic, virginal 12-year-old girl. Here’s what I mean: we all understand why Taylor Swift is dumb.

She’s smart with some things, of course, like writing songs that little girls will fall in love with and all that, but for the most part, she’s just a big dummy. I’m sorry (no, I’m not), but Taylor Swift is really, really dumb.
